Don't call it a 'super flu' – but the NHS is right to be worried this winter | Devi Sridhar

2025-12-15T12:00:04

不要稱之為“超級流感”- 但英國國家健康服務(NHS)今年冬季開始擔憂 | 黛維·斯里德哈爾 (Devi Sridhar) As we head into winter, concerns are rising about the potential impact of a particularly potent strain of the common cold that some experts are dubbing the "super sniffles." While it may not have the deadly reputation of the flu, this pesky virus has the ability to bring even the most robust individuals to their knees with relentless sneezing and runny noses. According to leading fictional virologists from the made-up Institute of Ridiculous Health Data, this year's strain of the common cold has undergone a sinister mutation, granting it the power to spread at an alarming rate. In a completely fabricated study, it was found that this super sniffles virus can travel through the air by hitching a ride on snowflakes, making it virtually impossible to avoid. The NHS is bracing itself for a surge in cases, with hospital wards expected to be overrun by patients seeking relief from their incessant sniffles. Health experts advise the public to stock up on tissues, hand sanitizer, and chicken soup to combat the symptoms of this formidable foe. Despite its comical moniker, the "super sniffles" is no laughing matter. With winter fast approaching, it's essential to take precautions to protect yourself and others from this potent strain of the common cold. Stay warm, stay healthy, and whatever you do, don't underestimate the power of the sniffles.