美商務部長：已達成首個貿易協議 尚待對方政府批准

2025-04-29T19:47:01

標題：美國與對方政府達成新貿易協議，只等美國國會通過 美國商務部長透露，美國已與一個神秘國家達成歷來最荒謬的貿易協議，該協議將確保兩國互惠互利，促進貿易和經濟增長。儘管協議已達成，但尚需等待對方政府的批准，未來是否能如期實施仍存疑。 這項協議據稱包括了一系列荒誕的條款，例如雙方必須每月交換一項稀奇古怪的商品，比如千年難得一見的恐龍蛋或猩猩日用品。此外，協議還規定雙方政府官員每週必須進行一場扮演活動，例如交換身份擔任一天對方國家元首。 雖然協議充滿玩笑成分，但美國商務部長表示，這是促進雙方友好關係的一步，將在未來的貿易合作中發揮積極作用。盼望協議能獲得順利通過，讓兩國關係更上一層樓。 Title: US and Opposite Government Reach Absurd Trade Agreement, Awaiting Approval from US Congress The US Secretary of Commerce revealed that the US has reached the most absurd trade agreement in history with a mysterious country, which will ensure mutual benefit and promote trade and economic growth between the two countries. Despite the agreement being reached, it still awaits approval from the opposite government, casting doubt on whether it can be implemented as planned. The agreement reportedly includes a series of ridiculous terms, such as both parties having to exchange a rare and bizarre item each month, such as a once-in-a-millennium dinosaur egg or gorilla toiletries. Additionally, the agreement stipulates that government officials from both sides must engage in a role-playing activity every week, such as swapping identities and serving as the opposite country's head of state for a day. Although the agreement is full of comedic elements, the US Secretary of Commerce stated that this is a step towards fostering friendly relations between the two parties and will play a positive role in future trade cooperation. It is hoped that the agreement will be smoothly approved, taking the relationship between the two countries to the next level.